||Tree House of Horror XII
||In "House of Whacks", a Hal 9000-style home automation computer (Pierce Brosnan) takes a fancy to Marge, and unfortunately sees fit to dispose of Homer in the process. Next, following a gypsy`s curse, Homer becomes Death incarnate as everyone in his presence either dies or mutates in "Curse of the Dummy." Finally, in "Wiz Kids", the children are tutored in the fine art of transforming frogs into princes at the Springfield Elementary School for Wizards.
||The Parent Rap
||Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief`s patrol car. But just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge (Jane Kaczmarek) assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imagineable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.
||Homer the Moe
||After Moe heads for a bartending school to brush up his business skills, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield`s premiere watering hole. But when Moe returns with a facelift in mind for the dank tavern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family`s garage.
||Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
||Homer`s new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. But when his date, the power plant`s short-order cook, (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) infringe upon Snake`s own aspirations, Homer and Burns become hostages.
||The Blunder Years
||When a hypnotist goes to work on Homer, a traumatic childhood experience is released, leading to the quarter of a century-old murder mystery of Ernest K. Smithers.
||She of Little Faith
||Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wallspace to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism. Richard Gere guest stars, as himself.
||Brawl in the Family
||When a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family.
||Sweets and Sour Marge
||Springfield is named the "World`s fattest town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation, which spikes Springfield`s entire food supply with sugar. Ben Stiller guest stars as Garth Motherloving.
||Jaws Wired Shut
||Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off, and Homer decides to stick with his new self, everyone begins to miss the old Homer`s antics.
||Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), E-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring.
||The Bart Wants What It Wants
||Bart develops a crush on Ranier Wolfcastle`s daughter Greta (voiced by Reese Witherspoon). After hastily deciding he`s not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier`s latest movie in Canada isn`t enough to win her back. Wolfgang Puck also guest stars.
||The Lastest Gun in the West
||Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the Krusty the Klown show. But years of alcohol abuse get in the way. Dennis Weaver guest stars.
||The Old Man and the Key
||Grandpa Simpson has a new woman in his life, who leads him into getting his driver`s license renewed, only to end up in a race against old-age street punks. Guest stars Olympia Dukakis.
||Tales from the Public Domain
||A variation on "Simpsons Tall Tales", this time with Bart as Hamlet, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Homer as...Homer (well, Odysseus actually).
||Blame It on Lisa
||Lisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, "The Simpsons are going to Brazil!"
||Weekend at Burnsie
||Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana. Guest stars: Phish.
||The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don`t call it a clip show".
||I Am Furious Yellow
||Bart creates an Internet cartoon entitled "Angry Dad" that`s based on Homer - who then becomes a laughing stock. Marvel Comics` Stan Lee guest stars as himself.
||The Sweetest Apu
||Apu`s unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman, and when Manjula finds out, Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back. Kathie Lee Gifford guest stars as the "other woman".
||Little Girl in the Big Ten
||Lisa uses her newly found gymnastics skills to pose as a college student.
||The Frying Game
||Marge and Homer help out an old woman, who dies, and are subsequently charged with murder.
||Papa`s Got a Brand New Badge
||Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town`s businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands and becomes a policeman. Joe Mantegna reprises his Fat Tony role yet again. Season Finale.