||Good Times With Weapons
||South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
||Up The Down Steroid
||Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he`s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he`s handicapped
||The Passion of the Jew
||Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film`s hardcore fans band together under Cartman`s leadership to carry out it`s message.
||You Got Fucked In The Ass
||Stan has to put a team of South Park`s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn`t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
||Cartman hatches his next genius plan for picking on Butters when he becomes AWESOM-O. In this week`s episode, Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter`s innermost secrets and then use them against him.
||All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.
||Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
||Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
||Cartman bets Kyle $5 that you crap your pants when you die. The town finally gets its very own Wall-Mart store, but all is not as well as it would seem.
||Stan has important news for the other boys; Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile hall. The boys are worried that he is going to come after them, for what they did to him five years ago.
||Quest for Ratings
||South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports.
||Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
||At the South Park Mall, Paris Hilton is making an appearance. Wendy wants to know what she does; the answer she receives is that Paris is a stupid, rich, whore. She is there to open her new store, which supports that position, "Stupid Spoiled Whore."
||Cartman`s Incredible Gift
||Cartman is tries to fly from the roof of his house. Later at Hells Pass Hospital, Cartman is in a deep coma for two days from his severe head trauma. In the next bed, detectives are having trouble. They have just lost another victim to the left hand serial killer. The lead detective, upon hearing about Cartman`s head trauma decides that possibility that the injury awoken some psychic ability in Cartman is worth exploring.
||Woodland Critter Christmas
||It`s Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration.