||The boys discover Earth is nothing but one big intergalactic reality show and it`s about to be canceled.
||Jimmy is offended when a recently disabled celebrity sweeps through town and steals his limelight. He and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves who were handicapped from birth. They call their new club the Crips
||Cartman convinces the boys to toilet paper their teacher`s house. After the fact, Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt and on the verge of confessing his part in the prank. Officer Barbrady is hot on the perpetrators` trail, while Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn`t rat them all out.
||I`m A Little Bit Country
||The boys join some anti-war protesters because it`s a free pass out of school for the day. Their simple plan to protest their way out of class goes south when they find themselves in the middle of the two opposing sides of the war issue.
||Fat Butt and Pancake Head
||One of Cartman`s body parts becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jenny From the Block is enraged to learn that a new Diva has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend! South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben meet the new Ms. Lopez.
||Lil` Crime Stoppers
||Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny start their very own South Park detective agency. After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys` efforts and they are officially named junior deputies. Their next assignment: to break up a meth lab.
||Red Man`s Greed
||The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against the rich and powerful Indians.
||South Park is Gay!
||Launching the second half of the seventh series, episode 708 entitled South Park is gay! has the whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly, it`s cool to be gay! Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go head to head with the other kids to see who can be the gayest,
||Christian Rock Hard
||Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith. When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
||After South Park`s senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers` markets, the residents no longer feel it`s safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver`s licenses, the elderly fight back.
||Kyle`s parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado`s version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have poor Butters go conveniently "missing."
||All About Mormons?
||A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. While the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out, the rest of his family become Mormons.
||After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
||Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its cheap food and hot girls. Later, as Stan tries desperately to win Wendy back, Butters believes he`s found the girl of his dreams.
||It`s Christmas in Canada
||The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike`s Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves.