||Jared Has Aides
||With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
||When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
||The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities
||Fun With Veal
||The boys end up kidnapping twenty one baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy steaks in Fun With Veal. Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he`s been eating is, in fact, the meat from precious little baby calves. He and the boys save the soon-to-be slaughtered calves by kidnapping them from the farm and hiding them in Stan`s bedroom.
||The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
||The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can`t wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World.
||Stan, Kyle and Cartman are not pleased with the job Butters is doing as the their replacement friend. Since Kenny died, Butters has taken his place in the group and the boys think he really sucks at it and decide to fire him. Cartman, Stan and Kyle end up having to hold auditions for a new kid to take dear sweet Kenny`s place.
||Simpsons Did It
||The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks` autopsy to retrieve Cartman`s Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.
||Red Hot Catholic Love
||The Catholic Church scandal is negatively impacting church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution.
||The boys take on a cause close to their hearts when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. Disappointed by the latest versions of the classics like Star Wars and E.T., their club aims to stop certain famous directors from wrecking any more of their original masterpieces.
||Bebe`s Boobs Destroy Society
||In the new episode of South Park the boys are faced with a new challange in life. Wendy`s pal Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to develop. Her tiny buds of womanhood inspire an almost primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
||Child Abduction is Not Funny
||In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
||A Ladder to Heaven
||Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they`ll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn`t the only one residing in Heaven; when we last checked Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well.
||The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
||nfused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the The Lord of the Rings movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.
||The Death Camp of Tolerance
||Mr. Garrison is back as the boys` 4th Grade Teacher, and the boys have been sent to a place where they will learn cultural sensitivity. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik`s untimely demise at the end of last season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher.
||The Biggest Douche in the Universe
||When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef`s mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
||My Future Self n` Me
||A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh`s home and Cartman starts a new business, the business of revenge.
||Red Sleigh Down
||Once again, it`s Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the naughty column. He has to score one big nice to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.