||It Hits the Fan
||The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word Sh*t on the popular show, Cop Drama. Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices.
||Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new handi-capable kid, Jimmy. But there`s only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
||The Super Best Friends
||Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they`ve been brainwashed...
||Scott Tenorman Must Die
||Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman`s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman`s elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
||Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
||In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park`s Earth Day festivities.
||Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles` ass when he learns of Cartman`s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there`s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
||Proper Condom Use
||Thanks to Stan`s handy work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex.
||The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can`t be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from? gettin` high.
||Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
||Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman`s fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized.
||How to Eat With Your Butt
||Cartman has finally gone to far when a prank involving Kenny`s sweet cheeks results in him blowing a funny fuse. After a photo of Kenny`s better side finds it`s way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child.
||The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)
||Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr. Garrison (Herbert to his friends) invents a new mode of transportation that`s extra enjoyable for roughly 10 percent of the population. And Kyle`s cousin Kyle visits South Park, bringing his New York sensibilities with him - much to our Kyle`s horror.
||Here Comes the Neighborhood
||Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.
||Cartman embarks on a new entrepreneurial venture as he works the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage entitled Kenny Dies. Cartman accidentally discovers a rich source of stem cells and sells them on the open market.
||Butters` Very Own Episode
||Butters inadvertently reveals a deep, dark family secret and the ramifications lead him into the seedy underbelly of the big city. Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort get back home.