||The Tooth Fairy`s TATS 2000
||The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone else`s territory.
||Cartman`s Silly Hate Crime 2000
||The kids are have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric`s fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can`t lose thanks to Eric`s fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token`s head.
||There`s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is retarded they believe he has ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin.
||The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh`s home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls` grandmother gets loved to death.
||Cartman Joins NAMBLA
||Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child.
||Cherokee Hair Tampons
||Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman`s house with the plan to take one of his kidneys. Cartman thwarts their plan.
||Chef Goes Nanners
||Chef is declaring that South Park`s flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a new flag. Wendy ends up confessing to Bebe of her attraction to Cartman.
||Something You Can Do With Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)
||Fingerbang is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan`s participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig at the local mall when it is threatened because there are only 4 members in the band. Stan arrives and the group is set to perform when suddenly the mall elevator tragically crushes Kenny.
||Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
||The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.
||Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn`t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment.
||The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they`re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Two geeks help them rig Timmy`s wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life!
||Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle`s out of the water) After he`s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don`t destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies!
||Helen Keller! The Musical
||The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!
||Great Expectations - Pip`s very own episode
||This is the story of Pip`s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart.
||Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son`s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the fat kids. Kenny is challenged by the other children to do crazy things for money. Kenny`s popularity rises and he soon gets his own TV show.
||The Wacky Molestation Adventure
||The Raging Pussies concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been molestering him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass.
||A Very Crappy Christmas
||Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn`t show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer.