||Good Times With Weapons
||South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
||The Passion of the Jew
||Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film`s hardcore fans band together under Cartman`s leadership to carry out it`s message.
||All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.
||Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
||Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
||At the South Park Mall, Paris Hilton is making an appearance. Wendy wants to know what she does; the answer she receives is that Paris is a stupid, rich, whore. She is there to open her new store, which supports that position, "Stupid Spoiled Whore."
||Woodland Critter Christmas
||It`s Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration.