||Jared Has Aides
||With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
||The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
||The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can`t wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World.
||Simpsons Did It
||The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks` autopsy to retrieve Cartman`s Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.
||Red Hot Catholic Love
||The Catholic Church scandal is negatively impacting church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution.
||Bebe`s Boobs Destroy Society
||In the new episode of South Park the boys are faced with a new challange in life. Wendy`s pal Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to develop. Her tiny buds of womanhood inspire an almost primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
||A Ladder to Heaven
||Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they`ll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn`t the only one residing in Heaven; when we last checked Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well.
||The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
||nfused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the The Lord of the Rings movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.
||The Death Camp of Tolerance
||Mr. Garrison is back as the boys` 4th Grade Teacher, and the boys have been sent to a place where they will learn cultural sensitivity. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik`s untimely demise at the end of last season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher.
||The Biggest Douche in the Universe
||When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef`s mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
||Red Sleigh Down
||Once again, it`s Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the naughty column. He has to score one big nice to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.