||Scott Tenorman Must Die
||Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman`s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman`s elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
||Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles` ass when he learns of Cartman`s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there`s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
||The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can`t be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from? gettin` high.
||Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
||Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman`s fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized.
||Cartman embarks on a new entrepreneurial venture as he works the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage entitled Kenny Dies. Cartman accidentally discovers a rich source of stem cells and sells them on the open market.