||Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
||While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
||he boys get together with Stan`s Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo`s war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman`s mom makes sure her little boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman`s dismay) the group heads off for adventure.
||Big Gay Al`s Big Gay Boat Ride
||Stan`s got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch.
||An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
||Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design.
||The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead.
||Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.
||The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle`s discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab`s and her terrible destruction.
||Cartman`s Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)
||Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had relations with during an annual party called The Drunken Barn Dance, he finds that there`s more to his mother then he thought.