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2828 South Park S1E1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality. 10
2829 South Park S1E2 Volcano he boys get together with Stan`s Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo`s war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman`s mom makes sure her little boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman`s dismay) the group heads off for adventure. 9
2831 South Park S1E4 Big Gay Al`s Big Gay Boat Ride Stan`s got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. 9
2832 South Park S1E5 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. 9
2834 South Park S1E7 Pink Eye The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. 9
2838 South Park S1E11 Tom`s Rhinoplasty Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy. 10
2839 South Park S1E12 Mecha-Streisand The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle`s discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab`s and her terrible destruction. 9
2840 South Park S1E13 Cartman`s Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had relations with during an annual party called The Drunken Barn Dance, he finds that there`s more to his mother then he thought. 10
2842 South Park S2E2 Cartman`s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2) Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman`s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric`s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. 9
2846 South Park S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan`s Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn`t believe the boy`s report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan`s Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them. 10
2850 South Park S2E10 Chickenpox Cartman`s mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny`s for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers the parental conspiracy and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. 10
2851 South Park S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny`s sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. 9
2853 South Park S2E13 Cow Days South Park`s annual Cow Days party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. 10
2855 South Park S2E15 Spooky Fish Sharon Marsh`s Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan`s fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. 10
2857 South Park S2E17 Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes) Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek`s father schemes to use the boy`s report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. 9
2858 South Park S2E18 Prehistoric Ice Man Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. 9
2859 South Park S3E1 Rainforest Schmainforest Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the Getting Gay With Kids choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. 10
2861 South Park S3E3 The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef`s Mama) Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn`t like. Chef`s Mama and Papa appear for the first time. 9
2864 South Park S3E6 Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison`s class. Cartman Sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle`s dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of Sexual Harassment Panda to stop the insanity. They find him at The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune and convince him to change his cause. 9
2865 South Park S3E7 Cat Orgy (1) Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman`s cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy. 10
2866 South Park S3E8 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins (2)) Stan`s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey`s party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan`s fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. 10
2867 South Park S3E9 Jewbilee (3) yle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey`s party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called Squirts. Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. 10
2869 South Park S3E11 Chinpokomon The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japans #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America! 10
2872 South Park S3E14 The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) South Park`s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by Jagerminz S`More Flavored Schnapps, gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month. 10
2875 South Park S3E17 Worldwide Recorder Concert The children of South Park are practicing My Country `Tis of Thee for the 4 Million Child Blow, sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn`t want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to out cool the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find the brown noise and is successful. 9
2878 South Park S4E3 Timmy! 2000 There`s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is retarded they believe he has ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. 10
2885 South Park S4E10 Probably (2) Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn`t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment. 9
2886 South Park S4E11 4th Grade The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they`re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Two geeks help them rig Timmy`s wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life! 9
2887 South Park S4E12 Trapper Keeper Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle`s out of the water) After he`s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don`t destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies! 10
2889 South Park S4E14 Great Expectations - Pip`s very own episode This is the story of Pip`s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. 9
2896 South Park S5E4 Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman`s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman`s elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe. 10
2898 South Park S5E6 Cartmanland Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles` ass when he learns of Cartman`s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there`s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy. 9
2900 South Park S5E8 Towelie The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can`t be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from? gettin` high. 9
2901 South Park S5E9 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman`s fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. 9
2905 South Park S5E13 Kenny Dies Cartman embarks on a new entrepreneurial venture as he works the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage entitled Kenny Dies. Cartman accidentally discovers a rich source of stem cells and sells them on the open market. 10
2911 South Park S6E5 The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can`t wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World. 10
2913 South Park S6E7 Simpsons Did It The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks` autopsy to retrieve Cartman`s Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world. 9
2914 South Park S6E8 Red Hot Catholic Love The Catholic Church scandal is negatively impacting church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution. 10
2916 South Park S6E10 Bebe`s Boobs Destroy Society In the new episode of South Park the boys are faced with a new challange in life. Wendy`s pal Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to develop. Her tiny buds of womanhood inspire an almost primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general. 10
2918 South Park S6E12 A Ladder to Heaven Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they`ll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn`t the only one residing in Heaven; when we last checked Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. 9
2924 South Park S7E1 Cancelled The boys discover Earth is nothing but one big intergalactic reality show and it`s about to be canceled. 9
2928 South Park S7E5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head One of Cartman`s body parts becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jenny From the Block is enraged to learn that a new Diva has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend! South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben meet the new Ms. Lopez. 10
3654 South Park S7E12 All About Mormons? A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. While the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out, the rest of his family become Mormons. 9
3657 South Park S7E15 It`s Christmas in Canada The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike`s Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves. 10
3658 South Park S8E1 Good Times With Weapons South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. 10
3661 South Park S8E3 The Passion of the Jew Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film`s hardcore fans band together under Cartman`s leadership to carry out it`s message. 9
3663 South Park S8E6 The Jeffersons All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down. 9
3664 South Park S8E7 Goobacks Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs. 10
3752 South Park S8E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset At the South Park Mall, Paris Hilton is making an appearance. Wendy wants to know what she does; the answer she receives is that Paris is a stupid, rich, whore. She is there to open her new store, which supports that position, "Stupid Spoiled Whore." 10
3754 South Park S8E14 Woodland Critter Christmas It`s Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration. 10
3760 South Park S9E2 Die Hippie, Die Cartman is going door to door selling his service to remove parasites. The parasites he is looking for in particular are hippies. He warns his client that if he doesn`t take care of the problem, they will attract the "college know-it-all hippies." 9
3758 South Park S9E4 Best Friends Forever Cartman wakes his mother up; he needs her to get him to the toy store early so that he can be the first to get the new Sony PSP. When he arrives he sees there is a long line, with Kenny at the front of it. He tries to cut, but has to go to the end of line. Because he was first, Kenny got his PSP, Cartman wasn`t as lucky. 9

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