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2952 Family Guy S3E1 Lets Go To The Hop After a plane smuggling psychadelic toads from Colombia crashes in Quahog, toad-licking becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid and convinces all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to be popular so that a cool kid will ask her to the school dance, and decides to attend with her father since he`s established himself as incredibly cool. 0
2960 Family Guy S3E1 The Thin White Line Part 1 "Brian feels like he`s stuck in a rut, and so he takes his therapist`s advice and tries to help others for a change. He ends up a very successful drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police department, but along the way he gets addicted to cocaine. Peter is disappointed when the Griffin family has to cancel their planned vacation in the Bahamas to help support Brian who is in rehab, but decides to tag along with his dog when he sees the beautiful clinic. 0
2961 Family Guy S3E2 Brian Does Hollywood Part 2 "Brian is a struggling screenwriter in Hollywood, which really means he`s waitering and washing cars. Brian`s cousin introduces the lost dog to a local producer who offers Brian a job directing... a porno. Meanwhile, Stewie has a successful audition for Kids Say the Darndest Things, and plots to use hypnotizing glasses on national television to take over the world. 0
2962 Family Guy S3E3 Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington "Peter`s toy company gets bought out by the Eldorado Ciggerette Company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois`s advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter`s new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. 0
2963 Family Guy S3E4 "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea "When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, but is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel`s Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper english. 0
2964 Family Guy S3E5 And The Wiener Is... "Peter, used to beating Chris at every game they play, is intimidated when he realizes that Chris has a bigger penis than he does. Peter tries to compensate by getting a very phallic sports car and joining a gun-club, but when Chris saves him from a bear attack, he gets some perspective and tells his son that he`s lucky to have such a big penis. 0
2965 Family Guy S3E6 Death Lives "When Peter sets up a distracting scavenger hunt for Lois so that he can sneak away and play golf on their anniversary, he is struck by lightening. While he hovers in limbo, Death comes to give him a revelation. Through flashbacks of his relationship with Lois, Peter realizes that if he doesn`t pay more attention to his beloved wife, she will leave him. 0
2966 Family Guy S3E7 Lethal Weapons "Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New Yorkers. However, Lois`s new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out brawl to get it out of their system. 0
2967 Family Guy S3E8 The Kiss Seen Around The World "When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. 0
2968 Family Guy S3E9 Mr. Saturday Knight "Peter`s boss, Mr. Weed, dies suddenly (at the Griifins` house, as it happens), and the toy factory dies with him. Not surprisingly, Peter`s "career transition" is less than smooth. Then he decides to follow his 25-year-old dream and become a jouster at Quahog`s Renaissance Faire. 0
2969 Family Guy S3E10 A Fish Out Of Water "When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break. 0
2970 Family Guy S3E11 Emission Impossible "Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter`s body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm. 0
2971 Family Guy S3E12 To Live And Die In Dixie "When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win -- with laser swords. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle 0
2972 Family Guy S3E13 Screwed The Pooch "When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit`s dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies. 0
2973 Family Guy S3E14 "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? "When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Peterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization. 0
2974 Family Guy S3E15 "Ready Willing, And Disabled "When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe`s drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and twenty six dollars. 0
2975 Family Guy S3E16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin` Christmas "Christmas gets off to a rocky start for the Griffins when Peter accidentally gives all of the family presents away and they have to go shopping on Christmas Eve. Meanwhile, at home, Brian gets caught in a sticky mess with the Christmas tree and ends up burning Lois dinner. Coming home to the mess, Lois has to struggle to keep her Christmas cheer. 0
2976 Family Guy S3E17 Brian Wallows And Peter`s Swallows "When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian`s life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds. 0
2977 Family Guy S3E18 From Method To Madness "When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist. 0
2978 Family Guy S3E19 "Stuck Together, Torn Apart "Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship. When Peter finds out, he becomes jealous, to say the least. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue. 0
2979 Family Guy S3E20 European Road Show "Brian and Stewie stow away on a plane they think is bound for England. They`re wrong, and soon they`re in Saudi Arabia, at the beginning of a long, strange trip back home. Meanwhile, back in the U.S., Peter and Lois have an odd encounter with KISS. 0
2980 Family Guy S3E21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little, What if Peter found a Genie lamp and What if the Griffins had super powers. 0
2981 Family Guy S3E22 When You Wish Upon A Weinstein "An inspirational visit from a successful Jew -- who could be the answer to Peter`s financial crisis -- leads Peter to push Chris to go Jewish, so he too will be successful. 0

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